Haute Daniel - A Birthday Song About Birthday Songs Lyrics

Okay, you ready?
Country accent...let's go!
This is a song about some songs written by Matt Farley
It's a song about a birthday song for a guy named Charlie
(Or girl!)
I make it up as I go along, so am I working hard?
Hardly
But now I'm realizing not too many words rhyme with Farley
So, this is verse two about the songs written by...that man
A birthday song for...
Uh, what was his name?
Oh f*ck...
Like Dan?
(It's not Dan!)
The second verse usually moves the narrative threads along
But what the hell is the narrative of a Farley birthday song?
Make sure you eat cake
Have fun, stay up late
If your name is Kate
Make sure you don't wait
To open your presents up!
So now we've got three verses written, seems sufficient to me
(Totally sufficient, supremely sufficient)
I know for sure it'd be sufficient for the song lord, Matt Farley
(Bless his name)
If there's a song about your birthday then this song is written for you, my friend
(Dan, Stan, Kate, Tate, and Greg)
And now the third verse is done so let's go back to the chorus again!
Make sure you eat cake
Have fun, stay up late
If your name is Kate
Make sure you don't wait
To open your presents up!