F*ck you and your wristwatch
Your lunch appointment, too
F*ck everything you stand for
F*ck everything you do
I'm a statue at your side
I'll wait until you're through
As if designed just to provide
All baby wants it to
Some may be offended
Or have grievances to air
Why don't you ask me if you think I care
Some grin with shining teeth
But you can't let down your guard
In this writhing sea of haircuts
Armed with metal credit cards
Some may be offended
Or have grievances to air
Why don't you ask me if you think I care
Your allergies annoy me
Spelled in self important tones
If you want me to like you then stay home