Hatfield & Apartment 45 - Don't Be a Dick Lyrics

This is for the racist who tends to think in black and white
Your ignorance and arrogance have clearly dimmed your sight
Equality for all is not a topic for debate
It's a law of common sense that no man should ever break
23 pairs of chromosomes are the core of human life
And 99,5% match for all mankind

This is for the chauvinist, the M. C. f*ckin' P
Your backwards ideology is pile a crap to me
Testicles don't guarantee a better a human being
The living proof lies next to me entangled in a dream
A woman capable of taking on the whole damn world
And showing little chauvi shits they got nothing on this girl

This is for religious fundamentalists
I hate to break the news boys but I've got you on my list
Religion ought to be a place of refuge and of love
And not a cheap excuse to go shed your brother's blood
Killing in the name of the divine force in your book
Seems to contradict what's written and demands a second look

No matter if you're rich
No matter if you're poor
No matter what you do or did
Or what you must endure
Let's lay down the guidelines
Let's try to make 'em stick
Rule number one
Don't be a dick