Okay wait I have an idea
What if we started it with
Easier to run
Easier to not fight
When I'd rather be kind
While you'd rather be right
Doesn't matter if I win when the game we're playing's rigged
Kept me fessing up for shit
You know I never did
Just so I can walk away
Let you get the last word
But outside of the bedroom
I don't like to get hurt
Now I'm telling all my friends that it could have been worse like
You've got me convinced that it could have been worse like
My mom likes me and my friends like me
Everybody that I ever f*cking met likes me except
You
It's true
That my ex likes me and the rest like me
They all can't believe you're not obsessed like me
It's true
If we know it's not me then it's gotta be
*ding
Wake up to your text
It's not even nine am
You've already got a problem and it's bigger than your head
You know that I'm fun to f*cking with
There's a target on my back
You can shoot me with the shit
That you really should unpack
And I'm not one to be mean
But you make it easy
When you're six years out of college and still acting seventeen
I hope someday you find someone with as big a heart as me
You can wreck their intuition
Then exploit their empathy
My mom likes me and my friends like me
Everybody that I ever f*cking met likes me except
You
It's true
That my ex likes me and the rest like me
They all can't believe you're not obsessed like me
It's true
If we know it's not me then it's gotta be
You turn water into wine
And all your problems into mine
Yeah, everywhere you go
You bring bad vibes
And my new Big Dick Energy's a
Pain in your ass morally
Conflicting with your need to control me
I'm so sorry
That your mom likes me
And your friends like me
Everybody that I ever f*cking met likes me except
You
It's true
That my ex likes me and the rest like me
They all can't believe you're not obsessed like me
It's true
If we know it's not me then it's gotta be you