Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in the boardroom soon
I gotta get coffee before the day begins
Before my boss starts bitchin' 'bout my TPS reports again
About to log on and damn near went blind
Young execs at the desk throwin' up deadlines
Ran to the cubicle and grabbed my pen
With the laptop on the side of my desk
Bailed outside and checked my calendar
Just as I thought, the meetings kept piling
Jumped in the Benz, hit the freeway fast
Got front-row parking, made it at last
Then I let the podcasts play
Bumpin' new shit about MBA
It was "Business Strategy" at the top of the list
Then I played my own pitch, it went somethin' like this:
Cruisin' through the halls in my business suit
Shakin' hands, makin' deals, lookin' astute
Went to the lounge to get the scoop
Colleagues out there cold shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh new hire named Kilo T
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about closing that deal today
'Cause the suits in the office are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yo man
Get the heck out
Pump that beat
Corporate, say what?
Donald B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man JB is on a coffee break
The boy JB was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him in the server room wastin' time
Chased him down the hall to call a truce
The silly motherf*cker pulls out a PowerPoint
Little did he know I had a new proposal
One slide killer, Wall Street Journal
'Cause the suits in the office are always sharp
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play the harp
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yo Leroy!
Coffee drinkin', breath stinkin', on a call
Bored as hell, checkin' memes on the wall
So I went to a spot where my colleagues meet
The fellows out there, makin' deals on Wall Street
I pulled up in my 7 Series, shinin' bright
They greet me with a latte, feelin' alright
And from the espresso my breath got bold
Love to get my girl, her style is gold
Before I left, hit the gym for some sets
Went to her condo, she's on conference nets
Dumb exec says something that made me laugh
She said something about work, I thought it was daft
So I grabbed the funny lady by her tailored sleeve
She started talkin' jokes, wouldn't you believe?
Reached back like a boss and shared a pun
Her father jumped out, thought we were having fun
So I threw a light joke and knocked his whole day out
'Cause the suits in the office are always smart
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play our part
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Who do you think you are, Mr. Big Stuff?
Corporate mothaf*cka, like the hard three the hard way
I'm rollin' hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the Benz 'round the telephone pole
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another"
Walkin' home and I see the G ride
Now Ket is drivin' Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover boss in a dark green Rover
Ket got written up for messin' with HR
He spilled his coffee and stained his new tie
Now G is in trouble for the office prank
For changing the slides in the boss's big pitch
'Cause the suits in the office are always sharp
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play the harp
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Big deal maker
I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellas start to riot in the corporate jail
Two days later in municipal court
Kilo G on trial, they had a report
Disruption of the court, said the judge
On a six-month sentence, my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FRAUD!", then came Suzi
The lady came in with the audit proof loosely
Police took the lady, but didn't hurt her
Both up state for financial murder
'Cause the suits in the office are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yeah, I cracked a little joke
But that was a laugh from the past, mothaf*cka
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English
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in the boardroom soon
I gotta get coffee before the day begins
Before my boss starts bitchin' 'bout my TPS reports again
About to log on and damn near went blind
Young execs at the desk throwin' up deadlines
Ran to the cubicle and grabbed my pen
With the laptop on the side of my desk
Bailed outside and checked my calendar
Just as I thought, the meetings kept piling
Jumped in the Benz, hit the freeway fast
Got front-row parking, made it at last
Then I let the podcasts play
Bumpin' new shit about MBA
It was "Business Strategy" at the top of the list
Then I played my own pitch, it went somethin' like this:
Cruisin' through the halls in my business suit
Shakin' hands, makin' deals, lookin' astute
Went to the lounge to get the scoop
Colleagues out there cold shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh new hire named Kilo T
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about closing that deal today
'Cause the suits in the office are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yo man
Get the heck out
Pump that beat
Corporate, say what?
Donald B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man JB is on a coffee break
The boy JB was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him in the server room wastin' time
Chased him down the hall to call a truce
The silly motherf*cker pulls out a PowerPoint
Little did he know I had a new proposal
One slide killer, Wall Street Journal
'Cause the suits in the office are always sharp
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play the harp
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yo Leroy!
Coffee drinkin', breath stinkin', on a call
Bored as hell, checkin' memes on the wall
So I went to a spot where my colleagues meet
The fellows out there, makin' deals on Wall Street
I pulled up in my 7 Series, shinin' bright
They greet me with a latte, feelin' alright
And from the espresso my breath got bold
Love to get my girl, her style is gold
Before I left, hit the gym for some sets
Went to her condo, she's on conference nets
Dumb exec says something that made me laugh
She said something about work, I thought it was daft
So I grabbed the funny lady by her tailored sleeve
She started talkin' jokes, wouldn't you believe?
Reached back like a boss and shared a pun
Her father jumped out, thought we were having fun
So I threw a light joke and knocked his whole day out
'Cause the suits in the office are always smart
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play our part
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Who do you think you are, Mr. Big Stuff?
Corporate mothaf*cka, like the hard three the hard way
I'm rollin' hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the Benz 'round the telephone pole
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another"
Walkin' home and I see the G ride
Now Ket is drivin' Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover boss in a dark green Rover
Ket got written up for messin' with HR
He spilled his coffee and stained his new tie
Now G is in trouble for the office prank
For changing the slides in the boss's big pitch
'Cause the suits in the office are always sharp
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play the harp
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Big deal maker
I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellas start to riot in the corporate jail
Two days later in municipal court
Kilo G on trial, they had a report
Disruption of the court, said the judge
On a six-month sentence, my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FRAUD!", then came Suzi
The lady came in with the audit proof loosely
Police took the lady, but didn't hurt her
Both up state for financial murder
'Cause the suits in the office are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yeah, I cracked a little joke
But that was a laugh from the past, mothaf*cka
Just thought that I had to be in the boardroom soon
I gotta get coffee before the day begins
Before my boss starts bitchin' 'bout my TPS reports again
About to log on and damn near went blind
Young execs at the desk throwin' up deadlines
Ran to the cubicle and grabbed my pen
With the laptop on the side of my desk
Bailed outside and checked my calendar
Just as I thought, the meetings kept piling
Jumped in the Benz, hit the freeway fast
Got front-row parking, made it at last
Then I let the podcasts play
Bumpin' new shit about MBA
It was "Business Strategy" at the top of the list
Then I played my own pitch, it went somethin' like this:
Cruisin' through the halls in my business suit
Shakin' hands, makin' deals, lookin' astute
Went to the lounge to get the scoop
Colleagues out there cold shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh new hire named Kilo T
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about closing that deal today
'Cause the suits in the office are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yo man
Get the heck out
Pump that beat
Corporate, say what?
Donald B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man JB is on a coffee break
The boy JB was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him in the server room wastin' time
Chased him down the hall to call a truce
The silly motherf*cker pulls out a PowerPoint
Little did he know I had a new proposal
One slide killer, Wall Street Journal
'Cause the suits in the office are always sharp
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play the harp
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yo Leroy!
Coffee drinkin', breath stinkin', on a call
Bored as hell, checkin' memes on the wall
So I went to a spot where my colleagues meet
The fellows out there, makin' deals on Wall Street
I pulled up in my 7 Series, shinin' bright
They greet me with a latte, feelin' alright
And from the espresso my breath got bold
Love to get my girl, her style is gold
Before I left, hit the gym for some sets
Went to her condo, she's on conference nets
Dumb exec says something that made me laugh
She said something about work, I thought it was daft
So I grabbed the funny lady by her tailored sleeve
She started talkin' jokes, wouldn't you believe?
Reached back like a boss and shared a pun
Her father jumped out, thought we were having fun
So I threw a light joke and knocked his whole day out
'Cause the suits in the office are always smart
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play our part
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Who do you think you are, Mr. Big Stuff?
Corporate mothaf*cka, like the hard three the hard way
I'm rollin' hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the Benz 'round the telephone pole
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another"
Walkin' home and I see the G ride
Now Ket is drivin' Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover boss in a dark green Rover
Ket got written up for messin' with HR
He spilled his coffee and stained his new tie
Now G is in trouble for the office prank
For changing the slides in the boss's big pitch
'Cause the suits in the office are always sharp
You come talkin' that trash, we'll play the harp
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Big deal maker
I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellas start to riot in the corporate jail
Two days later in municipal court
Kilo G on trial, they had a report
Disruption of the court, said the judge
On a six-month sentence, my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FRAUD!", then came Suzi
The lady came in with the audit proof loosely
Police took the lady, but didn't hurt her
Both up state for financial murder
'Cause the suits in the office are always hard
You come talkin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me, boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit
Yeah, I cracked a little joke
But that was a laugh from the past, mothaf*cka
Writer: Larry Bowden
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid