Yo check it in the land of rides and rubber
There's a beast no other undercover
A starburst blue no gloom called the Custang brother
Half Mustang half Cougar no room for another
Got those Thundercat rims spinning wild so free
Fuzzy white on the seats pure luxury you see
But when he rolls down the street with his cassette mix on repeat
Girls just pass they don't greet as he blasts "Come feel the beat!"
Coustang Coustang rolling through the 'hood
The bass is banging but it's misunderstood
He's a legend in his mind so fine so good
But the Custang oh the Custang never catching the goods
Now our hero he tries with his dice in the mirror
Hopes flying high but the girls they just sneer
White wheel covers shine but no lady comes near
His pick-up lines crash disappear year by year
He thinks he's the king with his bass line a' thumping
But all he's got coming is a big fat nothing
Riding down Main Street his engine loudly humming
Girls look once then run his chances plummeting
Coustang Coustang a spectacle in blue
With dreams of romance but alas none come true
He's the night's brightest star if only he knew
But the Coustang oh the Coustang lonely and askew
In his mind he's a hero a Casanova in steel
But reality's harsh makes a hard deal
With every failed attempt it's a comedic reel
In the world of love he's lost his wheel
But give him some credit 'cause he never stops trying
Despite all the nos and the girls all denying
He's got spirit he's got flair there's no denying
One day he'll find love or at least stop the crying
So here's to the Coustang with its loud booming bass
A monument to dreams in a lonely chase
May one day he find a sweet smiling face
To ride shotgun in his ride through time and space
Coustang Coustang what a hilarious ride
A teenage dream with nowhere to hide
But in this crazy quest he's got nothing but pride
The legendary Coustang with his owner side by side
Yet twist of fate the story takes a dive
Our starburst legend didn't survive
Ended up at Pick-a-Part no more high-five
For space parts it was stripped no longer alive
But let's not weep for it's not truly the end
In car heaven it's just around the bend
With every piece that's sold it's like we send
A part of our Custang to mend and to lend
So here's to the ride and its final parts parade
A legacy in metal that never will fade
In memories in stories its legend's been made
The Coustang's journey from spotlight to shade