Woke up late the sun's too bright
Coffee's cold what a brutal fight
Burned my toast it's black as coal
This morning's taken a deadly toll
Brutal breakfast can't catch a break
The eggs are burnt and the bacon's fake
Life's a battle but I'll survive
Through the carnage of my nine-to-five
Traffic's jammed I'm running late
Boss is yelling sealing my fate
Spilled my drink on my last clean shirt
This day's a massacre and it's gonna hurt
Brutal breakfast can't catch a break
The eggs are burnt and the bacon's fake
Life's a battle but I'll survive
Through the carnage of my nine-to-five
The world's a beast but I'm no prey
I'll fight this war every single day
Bills to pay and lawns to mow
But I'll take it on with a mighty growl
Brutal breakfast can't catch a break
The eggs are burnt and the bacon's fake
Life's a battle but I'll survive
Through the carnage of my nine-to-five
Dinner's burned but I don't care
I'm a warrior in my kitchen lair
Every meal's a bloody fight
But I'll feast on chaos every night