My grandfather was MangelWurzel
Demon strangler of Northern ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
But he always planted his seed
Lost his mind one night late after the bar
Came back home carved his face with a dagger
'wanna know how I got these scars?'
Killed himself and then he came to life Halloween 1669
Saw his widowed wife with another young turnip
Shouted out who is this pervert?
She screamed like she seen a ghost
She screamed as he strangled them both
My grandfather was Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
And he found a way to spread his seed
By then grandpa Mangel had a vendetta to settle
Every single fruit or root vegetable he crossed he would strangle
The throats of potatoes, melons, parsnips
But he always was sweet to the pumpkins
I guess cause he thought they were bussin
And they called him the Pumpkin Pimp King (yes they did yeah yeah yeah)
The one all of the garden hoes dig (hoes dig)
Yes when it came for harvest to reap
Grandfather planted his seed
And my daddy got born and he carried that weight
Though he never spoke much 'bout my poor mother's fate
I'm the last of the line, I am rooted in sin, And my name is
Jack Off Lantern
Yes the O's short for Off, cause daddy was a sick f*ck
Named me
Jack Off Lantern
And The O is short for Off, The O is short for
Oh daddy what have you done?
To give a name like Jack Off to your very own son
Daddy what am I to do?
You've made me a monster like grandpa and you
So Laugh if you want I'm used to gettin made fun of
But on O-31 then ya better start running
I'll yank off yer stem with the palm of my hand
And Then you will know who i am
Descended from my old granddad
Yes then you will know who I am
Yank off yer stem with the palm of my hand....
Just like my ol' grandpa, Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
Gonna find a place to plant my seed
Just like my ol' grandpa, Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
Gonna find a place to plant my seed
Halloweenies - Mangel Wurzel Lyrics
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My grandfather was MangelWurzel
Demon strangler of Northern ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
But he always planted his seed
Lost his mind one night late after the bar
Came back home carved his face with a dagger
'wanna know how I got these scars?'
Killed himself and then he came to life Halloween 1669
Saw his widowed wife with another young turnip
Shouted out who is this pervert?
She screamed like she seen a ghost
She screamed as he strangled them both
My grandfather was Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
And he found a way to spread his seed
By then grandpa Mangel had a vendetta to settle
Every single fruit or root vegetable he crossed he would strangle
The throats of potatoes, melons, parsnips
But he always was sweet to the pumpkins
I guess cause he thought they were bussin
And they called him the Pumpkin Pimp King (yes they did yeah yeah yeah)
The one all of the garden hoes dig (hoes dig)
Yes when it came for harvest to reap
Grandfather planted his seed
And my daddy got born and he carried that weight
Though he never spoke much 'bout my poor mother's fate
I'm the last of the line, I am rooted in sin, And my name is
Jack Off Lantern
Yes the O's short for Off, cause daddy was a sick f*ck
Named me
Jack Off Lantern
And The O is short for Off, The O is short for
Oh daddy what have you done?
To give a name like Jack Off to your very own son
Daddy what am I to do?
You've made me a monster like grandpa and you
So Laugh if you want I'm used to gettin made fun of
But on O-31 then ya better start running
I'll yank off yer stem with the palm of my hand
And Then you will know who i am
Descended from my old granddad
Yes then you will know who I am
Yank off yer stem with the palm of my hand....
Just like my ol' grandpa, Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
Gonna find a place to plant my seed
Just like my ol' grandpa, Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
Gonna find a place to plant my seed
Demon strangler of Northern ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
But he always planted his seed
Lost his mind one night late after the bar
Came back home carved his face with a dagger
'wanna know how I got these scars?'
Killed himself and then he came to life Halloween 1669
Saw his widowed wife with another young turnip
Shouted out who is this pervert?
She screamed like she seen a ghost
She screamed as he strangled them both
My grandfather was Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
And he found a way to spread his seed
By then grandpa Mangel had a vendetta to settle
Every single fruit or root vegetable he crossed he would strangle
The throats of potatoes, melons, parsnips
But he always was sweet to the pumpkins
I guess cause he thought they were bussin
And they called him the Pumpkin Pimp King (yes they did yeah yeah yeah)
The one all of the garden hoes dig (hoes dig)
Yes when it came for harvest to reap
Grandfather planted his seed
And my daddy got born and he carried that weight
Though he never spoke much 'bout my poor mother's fate
I'm the last of the line, I am rooted in sin, And my name is
Jack Off Lantern
Yes the O's short for Off, cause daddy was a sick f*ck
Named me
Jack Off Lantern
And The O is short for Off, The O is short for
Oh daddy what have you done?
To give a name like Jack Off to your very own son
Daddy what am I to do?
You've made me a monster like grandpa and you
So Laugh if you want I'm used to gettin made fun of
But on O-31 then ya better start running
I'll yank off yer stem with the palm of my hand
And Then you will know who i am
Descended from my old granddad
Yes then you will know who I am
Yank off yer stem with the palm of my hand....
Just like my ol' grandpa, Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
Gonna find a place to plant my seed
Just like my ol' grandpa, Mangel Wurzel
Demon strangler of Northern Ulster
Ugliest face that ya ever did see
Gonna find a place to plant my seed
Writer: Jed Hobson
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