Been at Asda since day one, where has the time gone?
Used to be a co-op, had to change the shop out of irony
No one seems to do no work round here, it's becoming clear
Didn't take me long to see, they're gonna leave it all to me
Cos I'm just Kevin, anywhere else I'd be a seven
Gotta pick up the slack of everybody else
I'm just Kev, where I do work, they have a chat
What will it take for them to get their arse in gear and come help me?
I wanna know what it's like to leave, to go home early
Is it a crime? Will the work get done if I just go home?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no slacker
Can you feel the Kevergy? Feels so real, my Kevergy
Can you feel the Kevergy? Feels so real, my Kevergy
I'm just Kevin, anywhere else I'd be a seven
Gotta pick up the slack of everybody else
I'm just Kev, where I do work , they have a chat
What will it take for them to get their arse in gear and come help me?
I'm just Kevin
And I'm great, and I'm great at looking fed up
So hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Kev
My name's Kevin, put that food out on a shelf
So hey world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Kev
Andy, I'm just Kev
Nobody else, nobody else
I wanna know what it's like to leave, to go home early
Is it a crime? Will the work get done if I just go home?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no slacker
I'm just Kevin, anywhere else I'd be a seven
Gotta pick up the slack of everybody else
I'm just Kev, where I do work , they have a chat
What will it take for them to get their arse in gear and come help me?
I'm just Kevin, and I'm great, I'm looking fed up
So hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Kev
My name's Kevin, and I'm by myself, put that food out on a shelf
So hey world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Kev
Andy, I'm just Kev
Nobody else