Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
About how my hair fell out all at once?
I am one of those shiny headed fools
Bald as a coot , no doubt about it
One day I'll get myself a treat
Hair transplant surgery
And I don't wanna stop at the barber shop
Am I just paranoid or am I bald?
I walk down the street
Goths, they wave at me
They think I'm uncle Fester from The Addams Family
I went to the store
Don't buy shampoo no more
I guess it saves me money after all
One day I'll get myself a treat
Hair transplant surgery
And I don't wanna stop at the barber shop
Am I just paranoid or am I bald
Huh yeah yeah yeah , oh oh oh
My heads getting cold
So I better put my hat on
One day I'll get myself a treat
Hair transplant surgery
And I don't wanna stop at the barber shop
Am I just paranoid or am I bald?
Or am I bald?
Huh yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh
My heads getting cold
So I better put my hat on
One day I'll get myself a treat
Hair transplant surgery
And I don't wanna stop at the barber shop
Am I just paranoid or am I bald?
Oh oh oh
Am I bald?