Shiny ads with perfect curls
Promising beauty diamonds and pearls
But here I am with strands astray
No magic potion no perfect day
Hair hair everywhere
A cruel joke a snare
They say it's what makes me whole
But it's just hair a black hole
So here's to the split ends and broken dreams
The lies they sell in endless streams
I'll never be what they declare
Just a prisoner to this hair
Oh the tangled mess atop my head
A crown of chaos tangled thread
They say it's my glory my beauty my pride
But it's just a burden something to hide
So here's to the split ends and broken dreams
The lies they sell in endless streams
I'll never be what they declare
Just a prisoner to this hair
Hair hair everywhere
A cruel joke a snare
They say it's what makes me whole
But it's just hair a black hole