Good God what time is it
And what's this taste in my mouth
Got a choir fire trucks in my head
And I don't recognize this couch
The sun is shining in my eyes
But don't turn off the electrolytes
I mighta had me one too many
When I hit the town last night
Seis de Mayo
A day that lives in infamy
It's all empty bottles round these desperados
Not a trace of any memories
Writing checks my liver can't afford to
Spending money I can't spend
It's my least favorite holiday
It's Seis de Mayo again
Well it started with a mangorita
At the casa de Applebees
Didn't wanna go too loco
But a local named Tiffany
Started pouring out her heart and the Cuervo
Turns out it was two for one
By the time the Uber got there
I was mucho too far gone
Seis de Mayo
A day that lives in infamy
It's all empty bottles round these desperados
Not a trace of any memories
Writing checks my liver can't afford to
Spending money I can't spend
It's my least favorite holiday
It's Seis de Mayo again
This ain't my first fiesta
You'd think by now I'd learn
Sometimes you're the bottle
And sometimes you're the worm
Seis de Mayo
A day that lives in infamy
It's all empty bottles round these desperados
Not a trace of any memories
Writing checks my liver can't afford to
Spending money I can't spend
It's my least favorite holiday
It's Seis de Mayo again