The Hextalls - J.S.Giguere Is A Robot Lyrics

Jean Sebastien Giguere is a dick
just a big robot with a goalie stick
when he played for the flames
he couldn't save worth shit
so he went back home to montreal
to get a computer chip

all of his thoughts
were put there by batman
all of his thoughts
were programmed by mathematics nerds
who like jacking off to pictures of
garth snow in his shoulder pads

take your conn smythe
and shove it up your robot asshole
take your conn smythe
and shove it up your robot ass
take your conn smythe
and shove it up your robot asshole
take your conn smythe
and shove it up your goddamn robot f*ckin' ass

(js tells his side of the story)

if heaven is a place where goalies go
grant fuhr will be there
smashing in your face