Gwar - I Bonesnapper Lyrics

Invade your planet from outer space
Invade your planet to tear off your face
Incade your planet to enslave your race
No matter what creed, color or caste

Scumdog slaves
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slaveship
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
Waiting in the air
Shipped in containers to the torture planet
Where I was born!
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
In the atmosphere

I AM NOT A TURTLE!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

Lone survivor of endless war
Drenched in blood, soaked in gore
Shafted again, I get sore
Return to Earth to even the score
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slave world
I would take them there
Scumdog slave world
I am Bonesnapper!
Churning bodies with a roaring engine
I was reborn!
Burning in the air
Scumdog slave world
Has no atmosphere

NOBODY LIKES ME ANYWAY!
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!

In the years before I was caught by GWAR
I was an evil troll with a lust for more
Caught in the bowels of the Pyramid tomb
Nowhere to run
Doom!
Wereboth, the wizard
Marrowsucker, my friend
Both killed by foes led to my end
At night we would fight
And drink impaled ale
By the burning corpse light
From planet to planet
From war to war
We enslave and conquer
Worlds by the score
The battle, campaign
Operation, the tour
Scumdogs need
Slaves, more, more, more, more
My resume inspired
GWAR said "you're hired"
The battle with Syn is gonna be a riot
We raged in space
Destroyed the wrong place
So the Master banished us with no trace
Then we fell to Earth
And for what it's worth
No one remembers me
Since our re-birth
When it gets real gory
GWAR gets the glory
I get the blame
F*ckin' end of story

I, Bonesnapper
I was reborn
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Slaveship master
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves