Crocodiles Video (MV)

Hello friend, nice to meet you
My name is Gunner
Welcome to my coven
I crafted it all for you
My life is only worth the joy that you may come to know
But that's enough about me, let's talk about you

You are an emblematic and wise soul
You've found a place here in this world
You've known great joys as well as engulfing sorrows
These feelings will come and go throughout your life, and those joys will be at an all-time high as you journey through your time here on earth
You will find love
And you will save yourself for this individual
When the time is right, you will marry and begin a life of love together
After your matrimony, you will build and live in a small bungalow in the forest
Misery will fill each of your souls as you find that you are unable to bear offspring

In the years to come, your spouse will increasingly remove themselves from you, and your love will grow gray
Their lack of interest in you will kindle a growing flame of resentment towards your loved one
Feeling alone, you will lash out and begin spending time with another person to make your loved one jealous, because, in the end, any feeling is better than no feeling at all

One day, after spending some time away, your spouse will return home to find you in bed with another
Their undefiled anger will drive them to a Colt .45 hidden on the top shelf of their closet
In a moment of rage, they will shoot this person that you've been with, and this person will die
The two of you, in a state of panic, afraid the neighbors may have heard the gunshot, will drag the body down the stairs, through the hall, over the front porch, and into the back of the old pickup with the broken tailgate, of which your douchebag brother-in-law never repaired after backing into the nursing home on Main Street during their 100-year anniversary luncheon event, and you will take off together down a long and dark highway
The cops will find evidence, and they will chase you, but they will not find you

While in the car, you will express your frustrations with your partner, and they will express theirs with you
You now realizing that the problem hasn't always been their fault, will feel regret for the years spent dwelling on the toppling failures of your loved one
You will begin to feel a small sliver of compassion

As the sun begins to rise the next morning, after driving all night, the two of you will arrive upon a clearing in a landscape
Finding a large pond, you'll stop the pickup a hundred feet or so away
After taking a good, long look around and finding no one in sight, your spouse will place a big rock on the gas pedal, in efforts to send the body and the truck into the water never to be found

As the truck takes off and your dreaded fears begin to vanish, the rough landscape will cause the truck to bounce and the tailgate to open
Just before the truck submerges itself into the swamp lagoon, the body will roll out the back and onto the shoreline
Panic will set in as a middle-aged lady, dressed in a pink running suit, whose husband made $925,000 the year before, will jog by, witnessing the whole thing, and she will scream
She then will recognize you and your spouse as the perpetrators
While dialing 911 and giving you the speech of a lifetime, you and your spouse will only be transfixed on the crocodile emerging from the pond behind her
As it approaches her oblivious rear end, you will remember that feeling of compassion and that your spouse had once killed for you
Taking that momentary opportunity, you will shove this lady backwards and down to the ground, and in an instant, the crocodile will snatch her up and take her to its dwelling place

Finding yourselves free from entanglement, alone in a foreign land, will once again, remember how much you truly care for one another
You will stroll to the nearest bus station
There, you will board a bus in search of the nearest motel
Once there, you will make the defining love of the last quarter century
As you hold one another so tightly in each other's arms, you will know that nothing could ever get in the way of your love again, and you will spend the next thousand years making sweet, sweet love