I pity the fool challenge me to a duel
I'm gone chop right through them like a new Ginsu
Got way more moves than the Jujitsu
When the blades come out, what are you gonna do, huh, uh
I'm the ish like manure that is down in the sewer
Except I'm way more smoother
So you mess with swords and you're bound to get skewered
Soon as I touch down like Kordell Steward, uh
Maybe it's cause I gotta big medulla oblongata
Living up inside of my head that's roughly the size of
A luxury suite at the top of the Ramada Inn
Boy, you better ask your friends
Who is in their rap Top 10, I bet you I am
Every last one of them are fans
Cause nobody can't do it like I can, I'm just saying, uh
Seems like you're looking for a fight
But you might just want to think twice
When you see me
Boy, you better run for your life
Cause it's gone take more than a knife
To defeat me
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Cha-cha-ching-ching
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Cha-cha-ching-ching
When you see the machete, better hope that you're ready
Cause I'm aiming for your heart, so you best hold steady
Or I'll pierce through your armor and poke through your skully
I'm your worst nightmare, you can call me Freddy, uh
Cause there ain't no doubt that it's gone get messy when them blades come out
So it's about the time you explode like confetti
And leak out of your body like a bowl of spaghetti, uh
And I'm swinging these swords like Tiger Woods at the golf course, of course,
You ran your mouth, now you're in all sorts
Of trouble cause I'm coming full force
You left me no choice in the matter with all that chitter chatter
But to draw back and swing like hey batter, batter
But you don't wanna battle when you see my swords fly
So best skedaddle when you hear the war cry
Seems like you're looking for a fight
But you might just want to think twice
When you see me
Boy, you better run for your life
Cause it's gone take more than a knife
To defeat me
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Cha-cha-ching-ching
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Sword fight, sword fight, sword fight
Cha-cha-ching-ching