You can have your cake and eat it, too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
It's never the end, 'cause I'll always bend
Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too
If you stay out, 'til a quarter to four
It sure won't be me, throwin' your clothes out the door
Walk yourself on in, and trash our new kitchen
'Cause you can have your cake and eat it, too
If I catch you in the sack, ballin' my best friend
I'll ask you if you're goin' out on me again
And when you say "no", I'll say "I didn't think so"
'Cause you can have your cake and eat it too
You can have your cake and eat it too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
It's never the end, 'cause I'll always bend
Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too
I worked twenty years, to build this pretty house
And now I'm givin' it up to my unfaithful spouse
A molester I've been labeled, so the kids are with Aunt Mabel
'Cause you can have your cake and eat it, too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
It's never the end, 'cause I'll always bend
Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too
You sunk my sailin' boat, and wrecked my limo car
Then you gave me that sweet grin, that took you so far
Now I'm sleeping in my truck, and I chalk it up to luck
'Cause you can have your cake and eat it too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
It's never the end, 'cause I'll always bend
Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too