And all your friends will say, all your friends will say
All your friends will say, It's oh so sad
You gazed at him with bleary eyes
We were all so disgusted and surprised
You two looked pretty grim
From the moment you walked in
And all your friends will say it's oh so sad
Oh so sad, Oh so sad, Oh so sad
And all your friends will say, all your friends will say
All your friends will say it's oh - so - sad
You broke a heel so you'd limp
To piss off your stupid, live-in wimp
There wasn't any doubt, from the moment you walked out
That all your friends would say it's oh - so - sad
Oh so sad, Oh so sad, Oh so sad
And all your friends will say, all your friends will say
All your friends will say it's oh - so - sad
Now you've had his three ugly children
Hubby punches you until you bleed
A rotten living hell, you're left a broken shell
And all your friends will say it's oh - so -sad
Oh so sad, Oh so sad, Oh so sad
And all your friends will say, all your friends will say
All your friends will say it's oh - so - sad