Out on the third planet closest to the sun
There's a special celebration
And it sounds quite fun
A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
On a holiday they call Christmas
Now I'm not gonna lie
It makes no sense to me
But here's what Earthlings told me
About this Christmas mystery
(One, two, three four)
Santa is a furry freak
With epic super powers
He flies to every human home
In under fourteen hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at picking locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks
If you act nicely through the night
And don't jump on your bed
Santa comes with sugar plums
And hurls them at your head
But if you're on his naughty list
He shoots missiles at your toes
He might just roast your chestnuts
With his powerful flamethrower
Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
I don't know what Christmas is
But Christmastime is here
He's compelled his creepy elves
To do his every wish
One sought to be a dentist
Now he's sleeping with the fish
Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
Plans her man's demise
Soon the elves will all rise up
And stab out Santa's eyes
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Earthlings are so weird
I don't know what Christmas is
But Christmastime is here
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Earthlings are so weird
I don't know what Christmas is
But Christmastime is here
What the heck's a turtle dove
And who lit up that deer?
I don't know what Christmas is
But Christmastime is here
I don't know what Christmas is
But Christmastime is here
Or maybe it's there
Or it's somewhere
I don't know, I don't know
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Soundtrack Album Lyrics
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Soundtrack Lyrics
- Old 97s - I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)
- John Murphy - How Yondu Ruined Christmas
- John Murphy - Telekinesis
- John Murphy - Kevin at Home
- John Murphy - Chasing Kevin
- John Murphy - Mantis Fights Back
- John Murphy - He's an Actor!
- John Murphy - The Best Christmas Present
- John Murphy - Kraglin Explains
- John Murphy - How the Story Really Ended
- John Murphy - Mantis Reveals Her Secret
- Kevin Bacon - Here It Is Christmastime
Writer: Stewart Ransom Miller, James Gunn
Copyright: Lyrics © CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Here It Is Christmastime
by Kevin Bacon
[ Featuring Old 97's ]
When we are born we are swaddled and suckled
Whispered to, fussed over, tickled and cuddled
When we grow up things get muddled
And here it is, Christmas time
Will you stop by for a piece of delicious
Peach pie while I tell you my yuletide wishes?
You can help me do the dishes
'Cause here it is, Christmas time
And we all want someone who will love us and hold us
To curl up alongside when nights are the coldest
And we all want someone who will hug us and kiss us
All I want is you for Christmas
Let us examine the holiday spirit
Let the small kids sing so we can all hear it
Light up a fire and pull the chair near it
'Cause here it is, Christmas time
And we all want someone who will love us and hold us
To curl up alongside when nights are the coldest
And we all want someone who will hug us and kiss us
All I want is you for Christmas
When we are born we are swaddled and suckled
Whispered to, fussed over, tickled and cuddled
And when we grow up things get muddled
And here it is, Christmas time
And we all want someone who will love us and hold us
To curl up alongside when nights are the coldest
And we all want someone who will hug us and kiss us
All I want is you for Christmas
All I want is you for Christmas
All I want is you for Christmas
Writer: Kendall Dewayne Bethea, Philip Wayne Peeples, Murry Hammond, Rhett Miller, Murray Hammond, Stewart Ransom Miller
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (Original Soundtrack) is the soundtrack to the Marvel Studios television special The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, featuring the superhero team Guardians of the Galaxy based on Marvel Comics.
It was released by Hollywood Records and Marvel Music on November 23, 2022. The album featured the original score composed by John Murphy, while also includes songs from the Old 97's who also play the fictional alien band in the special.
Genre(s):
Soundtrack, Christmas It was released by Hollywood Records and Marvel Music on November 23, 2022. The album featured the original score composed by John Murphy, while also includes songs from the Old 97's who also play the fictional alien band in the special.
Length: 22:44
Released: November 23rd, 2022
Year: 2022