If you've heard of the legendary Sannin, then you might just know my name
The utterly gutsy shinobi yeah, we are one and the same
The king of the toads, I'm the winner of wars and the bringer of the peace
And now I'm coming back to claim my title as the hero of the Leaf
When it comes to research, I got lots of volunteers
I got sweet Make Out Tactics, I'm the female pioneer
Like the finest sake, I'm refined and matured with age
And if you get too close, you'll find out why they call me the Pervy Sage
Cos I want you
Not just any girl will do
Cos I'm the strongest, greatest Kage this world has ever seen
The richest, gallant Sage King, just looking for a Queen
And when my research leads me to her, she will fall in love with me
Then my noble life and stories will go down in history
Cos I'm the strongest, greatest Kage this world has ever seen
The richest, gallant Sage King, just looking for a Queen
And when my research leads me to her, she will fall in love with me
Then my noble life and stories will go down in history