Look at the bubber, running through the wind
With his stubby legs, and his fluffy fur
Jumping higher than, smiley bouncing balls
Crouching lower to, get through this Michi Chase
Michi Money's here, to get through the chase
The cat with the money on top it's head
Dollar bills and coins, fall and trail behind
Leaving all that's left, in this great Michi Chase
Look how fast he runs, weaving through the track
His magnetic pulse, pulls his treats to him
Picking Kit-Kats as, thats his favorite treat
Taking a bite from the chocolate goodness
Mmmm it taste so good, Kit-Kats are the best
When you mix them with Catnip makes them high
Higher than the stars that you see at night
Could it be that he just won the Michi Chase
Look at the bubber, running through the wind
With his stubby legs, and his fluffy fur
Jumping higher than, smiley bouncing balls
Mickie Dees Nuggies and Subway cookies
Strawberry Gerber and Fruit By the Foot
Coca Cola Light and Coca normal
Takis Guacamole and Hot Cheeto Puffs
Michi Money's here and horny as fudge