The Grinch - Your A Mean One Mr Grinch Lyrics

Your mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
Youre as cuddly as a cactus
Your as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch
Youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Your monster Mr Grinch
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
Youve got garlic in your sole Mr Grinch
I wouldnt touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

Youre a vile one Mr Grinch
Youve got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch
Given the choice between the both of you Id take the a seasick crocodile

Youre a foul one Mr Grinch
Youre a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your sole is full of skunk
Mr Grinch

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stonk

Youre a rooter Mr Grinch
Youre the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with mouldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a nocuous super nos
Youre a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch

Youre a 3 Decker sour crout and toad stall sandwich
With arsenic source!