Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, another guy dumped you Whatever will you do, will you do, will you do
I know, write another song about where your love went wrong
Make it six minutes long or a fortnight How forthright
Yes, the legions of jilted girls feel your pain
Yes, their emotions are all the same Yes, their love life's circled around a drain just like yours
So what was you? Your heart? Constantly broken
Until an endless cycle as you jet around the world Selling your rejection to millions of girls
With Louboutin boots
And a football hero at your beck and call
La-la-la, la-la-la, 1989
I know, write another song about where your love went wrong
Make it six minutes long or a fortnight How forthright
Yes, the legions of jilted girls feel your pain
Yes, their emotions are all the same Yes, their love life's circled around a drain just like yours
Just like yours
So what was you? Your heart? Constantly broken
Into an endless cycle as you jet around the world Selling your rejection to millions of girls
So what was you? Your heart? Constantly broken
Into an endless cycle as you jet around the world Selling your rejection to millions of girls
Selling your rejection to millions of girls
And a football hero at your beck and call
La-la-la, la-la-la, 1989