[ Featuring "Weird Al" Yankovic ]
You ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?
You look up and it's exactly the f*cking same
We're the richest country, but if you're living in a shed
When does the economy trickle down
Through the corrugated roof above your head?
He's the only president other than Herbert Hoover
Who had lost more jobs than he had when he began
What we had to do is try to put things back together again
For all Americans
The jobs went down and then they bounced back
And he's taking credit, you can't do that
We had the greatest economy in the history of our country
He is the worst president in history by far
I didn't have sex with a porn star
Our nation has eight million jobs in clean energy
Can we double it guys, before the sea levels rise
And I'm roommates with a manatee?
I want immaculate clean water and I want air that's clean
And we had it, we had H2O, all forms of energy
He is now claiming to have the cleanest water
He hasn't done a damn thing
The only existential threat to manage is climate change
I think I'm getting deja vu
Every single thing he said is a lie
Just me and the same two dudes
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy
Have we fallen under a wizard's curse
To suffer deja vu but worse?
He's such a whiner, this guy is a complainer
My frontal lobe hurts, oh
I think I'm getting deja vu
You have to be quite smart
Who signed off on this reboot?
Having sex with a porn star (woo)
And people are dying all over the place
We are the most admired country, the United States
It's a disgrace
Was it me and you who made this deja vu?
Remember last election, things got completely unhinged?
How about a normal one this time
'Cause I think coups are kinda cringe
He encouraged those folks, sat there for three hours
Didn't do a damn thing
Everybody was saying they were gonna be there
I could see what was happening
You could feel it, and you could feel it
That's a lotta people coming
This guy's responsible, he was begged to do something
We've waited long enough no more dawdling or delays
Let's go out with a zinger, hit me with your best catchphrase
We're gonna make a failing nation great again
Putin, Kim Jong-Un, they don't respect him
For three and a half years we're living in hell
You oughta be ashamed of yourself
No president's ever spoken like that
He has the morals of an alley cat
This guy has increased your tax, the economy was flat on its back
I think I'm getting deja vu
Every single thing he said is a lie
Just me and the same two dudes
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy
Have we fallen under a wizard's curse
To suffer deja vu but worse?
He's such a whiner, this guy is a complainer
My frontal lobe hurts, oh
I think I'm getting deja vu
You have to be quite smart
Who signed off on this reboot?
Having sex with a porn star (woo)
And people are dying all over the place
We are the most admired country, the United States
It's a disgrace
Was it me and you who made this deja vu?
And this ain't a good sequel like Paddington 2
It's more like we're watching The Temple of Doom
No, this ain't The Empire Strikes Back
It's the time you tried to reheat your Big Mac
This ain't even Fast and Furious 6
It's more like that Home Alone we got on Netflix
I think Olivia Rodrigo would agree
This is even worse than your ex eatin' strawberry ice cream, no
This ain't The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
This is Shrek Forever After when it stole two hours of my life
It's not The Dark Knight
It's my high school production of Grease and I'm the only guy
Because the football coach wouldn't let anyone miss a practice day
And if I do recall, they finished last anyway
Now I'm on stage doo-woppin' by myself
That's when someone in the back row screams "I'm in hell"
I feel lower than dirt, smaller than nothing
And on the next day my junior prom date dumped me
We've all been there, right?
Anyway, that's what this feels like
I think I'm getting deja vu
Every single thing he said is a lie
Just me and the same two dudes
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy
Have we fallen under a wizard's curse
To suffer deja vu but worse?
He's such a whiner, this guy is a complainer
My frontal lobe hurts, oh
I think I'm getting deja vu
You have to be quite smart
Who signed off on this reboot?
Having sex with a porn star (woo)
And people are dying all over the place
We are the most admired country, the United States
It's a disgrace
Was it me and you who made this deja vu?
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