Greg Rank - Two Cans of Beer and a Bottle of Vaseline Lyrics

My orange tree almost died
But I brought it back to life
Now I water it every week
And protect it with my secret
Two Cans of beer and a bottle of Vaseline

I did such a good job with that tree
I kept the snails off it's leaves
Now the oranges are fat and juicy
Like an old-style dance watusi
Two Cans of beer and a bottle of Vaseline

My girl said if you can do that to a tree
What could your magic do for me?
She smiled and said: "Please give it a try"
"But the real secret lies in KY
Not Two Cans of beer and a bottle of Vaseline"

That was the best night we ever had
Since then my girl, she's never been sad
She's satisfied every night
And our loving is way out of sight
Two Cans of beer and a bottle of Vaseline