Thunder Boy is a superhero who isn't very good at saving people
He's especially afraid in a church with a tall steeple
He freezes like a deer when he's caught in a cars high beams
Thunder Boy's failed so many times his parents want to scream
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
That means use a little elbow grease
You can do it Louie
He copies the moves of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
And thinks he has her charms
Even though his biceps look like wieners
He sees himself with Spider-Mans arms
Thunder Boys convinced he'll get a superhero kiss
Somewhere in this town, there's a pretty girl wanting this
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
That means use a little elbow grease
You can do it Louie
Thunder Boy, Thunder Boy
He needs one rescue to enjoy
Thunder Boy, Thunder Boy, Thunder Boy
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
Give it the ole voxie grappa you can do it Louie
That means use a little elbow grease
You can do it Louie