The walls are closing in on me
Girls make me so mad
Spring is in the air
Ask me if I care
Lying on my back
Just staring at my toes
My belly took a dip
Then up she rose
I ain't got no girlfriend anymore
I got sore and dumped her out the door
She wouldn't have been so bad
That girlfriend that I had
But boots and whips
Don't make me glad
This may sound a bit too harsh
But if you can relate
Chances are you've dumped
Your latest date
I live on Grant Street
Apartment number two
Come on up and see me sometime
Maybe we could screw-amble some eggs
Drink down some beer
Pacify our thirst and wash away our fears
But if that Ain't enough
Don't give me no guff
Cause boots and whips
Just ain't my stuff
I ain't got no girlfriend anymore
I got sore and dumped her out the door
She wouldn't have been so bad
That girlfriend that I had
But boots and whips
Don't make me glad
This may sound a bit too harsh