The Great Disappointment - Landlord Special Lyrics

If your credit comes back clean
Prick your skin and the blood runs green
You might hear the angels sing
Oh qualified
If you can reconcile your past
Scrape together the first and last
Them twelve months will go by fast
And I'll raise your rent
Saint Peter came lookin' for you
He said your application is due
So bring your checkbook
And a reference or two
I saw the Virgin the other day
Came a botherin' for somewhere to stay
Put down a deposit
On a pile of hay
Angels of Craigslist say
The chosen comes in thirty days
I'd scrub off the window haze
But it's painted shut
Wash over your tenant's taint
With a coat of my cheap white paint
Remember that my house ain't
Gonna be your home
Saint Peter came lookin' for you
He said your application is due
So bring your checkbook
And a reference or two
I saw the Virgin the other day
Came a botherin' for somewhere to stay
Put down a deposit
On a pile of hay
I saw the Virgin the other day
I saw the Virgin the other day
I saw the Virgin the other day
It was so beautiful
I saw the Virgin the other day
I saw the Virgin the other day
I saw the Virgin the other day
It was a miracle