The Great Disappointment - John Henry Lyrics

John Henry is an Uber driver
Does a little food delivery
When the app goes ding
John Henry does the thing
Makes a living in the gig economy
Lord, lord!
Livin' in that gig economy
John Henry got a loan for college
For to get himself a degree
At seven damn percent
Ol' John could barely pay the rent
So his landlord assessed another fee
Lord, lord!
Whoda known that bein' broke ain't free?
John Henry went to kill his landlord
But the bastard was an LLC
John woulda shot him down
Woulda put him in the ground
But he limited his liability
Lord, lord!
Limited that liability
John Henry got himself a roommate
The roommate was a techno bro
He said"slide some cash to me
We'll buy a monkey N F T
And make a killin' slangin' that crypto"
Lord, lord!
Rollin' in that futuristic dough
John Henry's broken free from spacetime
John Henry is the singularity
Livin in the cloud
Tweetin right out loud
From a steam drill with a USB-C
Lord, lord!
And Thunderbolt compatibility