The Great Disappointment - Bob Stack Rag Lyrics

Flipped on the boob tube
Looking back at me
A handsome chap named Robert Stack
With an unsolved mystery
Took a swig of my juicebox
Man ain't it a treat
The solid fact that ol' Robert Stack
Is gonna blow my mind this week
Went out to Scotland
To a place they call Loch Ness
Mysterious monster
Splashin' up quite a mess
A nation of real good folks
Brought down to their knees
But lucky for ya'll
I brought my expertise
Hey there Mama
Hello there son
You're gonna be proud of what I've done
People of Scotland
Don't you fear no more
I cracked the case it's a plesiosaur
Ran in to the kitchen
Where the home phone lay
Picked up the receiver
On that most important day
Little fingers shakin'
With the weight of history
Hittin' one eight hundred eight seven six
Five three five three
Took a real deep breath
Tried to contain my glee
To go into some depth about
Dino taxonomy
Hey operator
Get me Robert Stack stat please
She said "thanks for the call
Leave your message after the beep"
Hey there Mama
Hello there son
You're gonna be proud of what I've done
People of Scotland
Don't you fear no more
I cracked the case it's a plesiosaur
It's an aquatic, Triassic, bombastic dinosaur
Hey there Mama
Hello there son
You're gonna be proud of what I've done
People of Scotland
Don't you fear no more
I cracked the case it's a plesiosaur