Gravy Tones - Look at Me, I'm in Tenacious D! Lyrics

I've got a mission, no one is stopping me
I'm gonna join the greatest band you've ever seen, but
There's one problem, a nemesis I must defeat
Standing in my position
KG and Jables, the duo I must split apart
Kyle Gass is the man I must outsmart
I will dethrone him, it is my destiny
To be the new member of Tenacious D
You may laugh, but soon all the haters will see this is my path
Kick out sweet tasty jams, and all the D fans will see I'm the man
KG will fade into myth, so soon they will forget Rage Cage exists
Now there's no looking back, eliminate Kyle so it can be me and
Jack Black, we're melting faces like rock gods
As world sits and drools at our chops
Jack Black, more than just friends, we're like brothers, and the D will live on in us
Plan with precision, cuz Kyle doesn't mess around
He won a rock-off that banished Satan underground
He won't know it's coming, so I should have the upper hand
Maybe this will be easy, no
Gotta stay focused it's time for me to set the trap
Hire some henchmen and make sure that they have my back
Piecing the puzzle together one by one
The time for my rise to power has come
I hire the D to play a show, I pay them in advance and I tell them where to go
They show up poised to rock, but I give them separate trailers and say "take a load off"
They enter and relax, but KG's trailer has been secretly attached
To a truck that's gonna drive him way out of town
So all the people finally hear the sound of me and
Jack Black, we're melting faces like rock gods
As world sits and drools at our chops
Jack Black, more than just friends, we're like brothers, and the D will live on in us
Oh no what's this KG is back, it seems he was not thwarted by my trap
And now he's super pissed-off, the gloves are off
Mind bullets pierce the air, metal screams, and fire everywhere
And KG stands alone and laughs like a psychopath
I summon the funk from my soul, can't let Rage Cage regain control
And so I deal my deadliest blow... but oh no
Then something I did not expect, it seems JB has still got Kyle's back
With karate my ass is kicked and I've lost
Noooooo
How did this happen?
Now I know one thing, don't mess with Tenacious D
You cannot break them, they live in total harmony so
Take it from me man, you're wasting your time
Don't let your D ambitions make you blind
That is the lesson, I hope that you all will learn
Mess with the D and everyone around you will get burned so
Back to the fan side, I guess it's meant to be. And that is my tale of Tenacious D