Five star recommended
For a room that's awfully cheap
Continental breakfast
With a view that's hard to beat
Parking's all inclusive
But the lot is down the road
Drinks are free, its a fantasy
It's a bargain I've been told
Give me a mint on the pillow
A "do not disturb" on the door
Give me the latest checkout
Just like "Motel Number 4"
Checked in early morning
But the room was occupied
His flight delayed at the airport
So you'll have to wait she sighed
I waited round the corner
With a coffee in my hand
When the call came in, with a foolish grin
I gave her my command
Give me a mint on the pillow
A "do not disturb" on the door
Give me the latest checkout
Just like "Motel Number 4"
There's a pool and a hot tub
And a sauna just outside
The bar is in the basement
And it's free to use wi-fi
Smoking's not an option
And pictures aren't allowed
But with all that said, when you hit that bed
You're gonna scream out loud
Give me a mint on the pillow
A "do not disturb" on the door
Give me the latest checkout
Just like "Motel Number 4"
Mint on the pillow...