Gord Bamford - Storybook Christmas Lyrics

In-laws and outlaws gathered round the turkey
Presents piled under the tree
Its cold and its snowing
Dang near minus 30
Fire cracking a sweet melody

The stockings are hanging
The Kids are in heaven
Merry Christmas from our family

Put a hat on my head
And call me Kris Kringle
Pour me something much stronger than beer
We'll sing Christmas Carols
And laugh till we jingle
That's just what we do around here
We'll dance round this place
With a smile on our face
Spreading holly ole jolly ole cheer
Let's have a storybook Christmas this year

Clear the snow off the lake
Throw the sticks in the middle
Its a family tradition you know
Kids dreaming of being
McDavid and Crosby
And us good ole boys roll with the flow

Put a hat on my head
And call me Kris Kringle
Pour me something much stronger than beer
We'll sing Christmas carols
And laugh till we jingle
That's just what we do around here
We'll dance round this place
With a smile on our face
Spreading holly ole jolly ole cheer
Let's have a storybook Christmas this year

Pour Grandma a whiskey
Pull the poker chips out
Another round of cold turkey
Fall asleep on the couch

Put a hat on my head
And call me Kris Kringle
Pour me something much stronger than beer
We'll sing Christmas Carols
And laugh till we jingle
That's just what we do around here
We'll dance round this place
With a smile on our face
Spreading holly ole jolly ole cheer
Let's have a storybook Christmas
A Crown Royal Christmas
A storybook Christmas this year

Merry Christmas Everybody!