Save up for a mortgage
A mortgage they said
It ain't very easy
When my parents aren't dead
I bought a combine harvester
And I want to marry your sister
Go have some children
Some children they said
I'd sooner put a noose
Around my f*cking neck
Let's all go out for Sunday lunch
A paralytic bottomless brunch
That's life
That's life
A white picket fence and a dog for a wife
Thats life
Go run the London marathon
They said
If you think that's a clever idea
You better check your head
I raised a grand for poverty
And bought a prosthetic for an amputee
That's life
That's life
A white picket fence, a dog for a wife
Thats life