Hey, my name is Reginald Jenkins, calling from your local ABC Store
My phone number you can reach me back at is 336 - Go f*ck yourself
I know it's you who has been stealing the airplane bottles of tequila
And I don't know if you and your little boyfriends are putting them up your butt or what
But Mr. Jenkins, my father and I will not have anything to do with that
Okay?
Please stop coming up to our business and leaving fliers of you, nude
With airplane bottles of liquor you have stolen from us thrown about your nude body
It is unacceptable
But then - Oh, and where's the album?