Pizza pepperoni
You think you're so cool
The king of toppings
You make the rules
You're nothing but a fraud
A cheap imitation
You are the worst thing that ever happened to this nation
In the heart of the night
Flames rise high
A pizza oven roaring
Devouring the sky
Pizza pepperoni you're a disgrace
Pizza pepperoni get out of my face!
This is salami
This is salami
This is salami
Not pepperoni
This is salami
This is salami
This is salami
Not pepperoni
Guitar strings shred like melted cheese
Drums beat faster than a delivery breeze
Bass lines rumble hungry stomach plea
Leave your taste buds free
The crust is the battleground
Tomato sauce spills all around
Mozzarella cheese is everything you need
Fight for the perfect slice raise your fist!
This is salami
This is salami
This is salami
Not pepperoni
This is salami
This is salami
This is salami
Not pepperoni
Parmesan troopers
Marinara raids
Pepperoni warriors must die
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know who the f*ck is Alfredo
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna
Pizza boobs and destroy
This is salami
This is salami
This is salami
Not pepperoni
This is salami
This is salami
This is salami
Not pepperoni