I ran out of things to do by noon
So I called you at work
I got scared while I was still on hold
The screen expands like a balloon
Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk
Holding hands while afternoons unfold
I cashed my unemployment check
I walked home from the bank
I stole a deck of cards from CVS
I watched the afternoon reflect
In all the wine that I drank
Yet I have nothing left to confess
I am stuck here in the sunlight
While you're driving to work
I remain here in the kitchen
While you're driving back from work
I find new games in magazines
Left over from the fall
Something to do before you leave
Will you return in a limousine
Will you return at all
Will you return at all
I put the cards on the table
Something to do before you leave
Don't you ever slow down
Two's company
I'm warning you
If you walk out that door
If you walk out that f*cking door
I'm never playing whist with you again