This is the story of Thomas Day
Who was rejected by the women his age
He made a plan for the perfect wife
Taking two orphans to France for a while
To train the perfect wife
Using Rousseau as his guide
He felt Lucretia was an idiot sometimes
He doubted he would be satisfied
Sabrina could please him more
With some discipline and help with the chores
He'd train the perfect wife
Using Rousseau as his guide