Australia, yer ma went and left yer
Perfidious Albion, ain't she a real peach
Left you the sand and flies, two fingers was goodbye
Tough-titty Australia, there's always the beach
The beach, the beach
In Oz there's always the beach
Where you ride the waves and have your day in the sun
The sun, sand and the sea's the place to be
Australia, folks think you're a hard case
Out back with the jackaroos two grunts is a speech
So much for 'character', so long the way things were
Tough-titty Australia, there's always the beach
The beach, the beach
In Oz there's always the beach
Where you ride the waves and have your day in the sun
The sun, sand and the sea's the place to be
The rest of yer, one thing gets us narky
Your maps are the wrong way round, this here's the top pi-itch
Up by Antarctica, there's ice for the barbie
Tough-titty the rest of yer, can't life be a bitch