Born in the oven's f*cking glow
Cookie dough turns to a goddamn foe
Red eyes gleam with fiery rage
Crafted for some real-ass carnage
Crisp edges sharp and bold as shit
Sugar heart turns cold as a bitch
Icing drips with f*cking rage
You'll never escape my cookie cage
Run, run, fast as you can
I'm the pissed-off Gingerbread Man
Bite me and you'll f*cking see red
You'll pay for every goddamn crumb I've bled
Whisk and bowl can't hold me, hell no
Fury of sweet misery, watch it grow
Piping bag of doom, twisted as f*ck
Fill your fate's tomb, now you're out of luck
Kitchen knife in my f*cking hand
Syrup's staining every inch of this land
Peppermint breath, full of wrath
Take one step down my ginger path
Run, run, fast as you can
I'm the vengeful, twisted Gingerbread Man
Bite me and you'll f*cking see red
You'll pay for every damn crumb I've bled
I'm the goddamn nightmare, sugar-coated fiend
Every bite you take's a f*cking scream
Crumbs and blood, all that's left behind
Mess with me, I'll f*ck your mind
Run if you want, but you can't hide
Gingerbread vengeance, sweet homicide
I'll haunt your dreams, leave you torn
You'll wish to hell you were never born