Oh, what a night!
Such a night for a fight
What a night to get kissed
With a fist
They line up to watch you
And everyone's watching
This shining example
Of all that they love
It's all that they know
But oh, what a miss!
It was hardly a kiss
And you hardly went down
To the ground
Now no one is watching
You find yourself washing
Down South Saskatchewan
To wash up in a town
In the prairies
Now you can go back
Finally go back
Why don't you go back
Back where you think you belong?
Why won't you go back?
Here seemed right but it's wrong