Get Well - Hey John Lyrics

Hey John I'm your biggest fan
But I'll kill you when I get the chance again
Hey dude I know it sounds rude
But it's not cause you're a vegan that I should be too
It's true we all deeply care about those mental health related tweets you put out there
Oh boy there's a lot like you
That's why I picked up my guitar and then I wrote this tune
Please just turn the other way
Preach your shit but not to me
Try hard to make me agree
To your ideology
Just stop trying to make pretend
That you're pro-environment
With your hipster coffee blends
Wearing sweatshop clothing brands
I don't care about it
I don't care about shit
Hey Stan, I think you're the man
So I wonder why you don't have any friends
Might be cause you always brag about your zero waste and gluten-free designer bags
Maybe there's no planet B
But even there they wouldn't care about your arts degree
Oh boy there's a lot like you
That's why I picked up my guitar and then I wrote this tune
Please just turn the other way
Preach your shit but not to me
Try hard to make me agree
To your ideology
Just stop trying to make pretend
That you're pro-environment
With your hipster coffee blends
And you sweatshop clothing brands
I don't care about it
I don't care about shit