I keep watching these films with superheroes
Budgets huge: a great big sum with trailing zeros
Amazing powers and physique
The actors truly at their peak
I wonder why I watch these films shut home inside?
I keep watching these films with all these sequels
And when you're done with all of these, they just add prequels
The middle section's not the start
Because the end's just the next part
Of what's to come - I want it son, just fill the cart
Big part, hard arse, capes and hoods and villains
Seen this all before
A big task, black mask, lots of things to cover
Keeps them wanting more
In truth it's me that really needs a super power
When evil strikes my sole response is just to cower
I hope that what you'll come to see
My mutant skill turns out to be
The gift of rendering you brave in spite of me
If that's not gonna work and I can't source some backing
I understand there is a bit that I am lacking
But if my friends with all their 'Likes'
Keep telling me "Get off the bike"
Invisibly, this film of me is out of sight
Hot car, low bar, plot-holes - take for granted
Seen them all before
Ah, gemstones, iPhones work on other planets
Melting at their core
I will dispense with all the capes and all tightfitting
If finely cut across the butt it might split sitting
I can watch all these films to see
A world that don't exist for me
I couldn't fight that kryptonite - go take a pee
I want to be the central star with super power
To keep you loving me for more than just an hour
In fact that's what you'll come to see
My mutant skill turns out to be
The gift of keeping people rapt by being me