Genuine Jerks - I Wanna Be Your Knee Pillow Lyrics

Every night I cry myself to sleep
Tired of waking up with no company
But there's hope in this world
For a man to find a girl
Every night I ask for reasons why
Can't get a date to save my f*ckin life
Girl, I'm not gonna beg
Just wanna be the one between your legs
I wanna be your knee
Pillow
I wanna cry myself to sleep between your thighs
I wanna be your knee
Pillow
I'm your late-night in-between-the-sheets surprise
I'll make you coffee and a plate of eggs
Poached, scrambled, over easy, uh, sunny-side-up f*ckin eggs
And I got my Cymbal Guy
No need to set the alarm, baby
Cause he'll play that f*ckin cymbal every time
Come on, Cymbal Guy, I wanna be your
Knee
Pillow
I wanna cry myself to sleep between your thighs
I wanna be your knee
Pillow
I'm your late-night in-between-the-sheets surprise
Oh, Bridge!
Guitar solo!
Is that the best you can do?!
Is that the best you can do?!
Oh
Be your knee pillow
Be your knee pillow
Oh, no no no no
Be your knee pillow
Be your knee pillow
Oh, I wanna be your
Knee
Pillow
I wanna cry myself to sleep between your thighs
Oh, Knee
Pillow
When you wake up in the mornin and you feel a little tickle
It's probably my beard that makes your lady parts trickle
But if you're on the rag
Know it's only the hair from my head
Am I right guys?
Cause I'm not messing with that shit
Let me be your f*ckin
Knee
Pillow
I wanna cry myself to sleep between your thighs
I wanna be your
Knee
Pillow
Those aren't my balls
Those are my eyes
I wanna be your
Knee
Pillow
I wanna be, uh, somethin fading out
Knee
Pillow
I wanna be up f*ckin you all night