Generic NPC - Silly Goose~ Lyrics

Daniel, Daniel, man, you're so damn shady
Sending pics online, thinkin' every woman's your lady
Got a ring on your finger, but your morals are loose
Hittin' on every chick like a silly goose~

You think you're slick, but you're just sad and lame

Droppin' those lines, but you're just sad and lame
Droppin' those lines, like you got some kind of game
Slidin' in DMs, droppin' your pants
But all you're getting back are eye-rolls and rants

He's at attention for you, he thinks he's some kind of star
But every woman knows he's just goin' too far
Daniel, oh Daniel, get the hint, dude
We're all laughin' at you, 'cause you're creepy and rude

Sending that pic nobody asked to see,
Claiming you're classy, but you're just plain sleezy
You think a tilde is cute, like you're some kind of flirt
But you're just a grown man actin' like a jerk

Hidin' behind a screen, tryin' to get a thrill
But all you're doing is givin' us chills
Your wife don't know, but we sure do
Daniel, Vula, this one's for you

He's at attention for you, thinkin' he's so fly
But every message sent, just makes us wanna cry
Daniel, oh Daniel, take a long hard look
You're just a perverted weirdo, like from a bad book

The internet's big, but not big enough
To hide all your shit when you're acting this tough
Every tilde you type, every creepy damn note
Makes the whole damn world wanna leave you a goat

He's at attention for you, but nobody cares
Your moves are outdated, and so is your stare
Daniel, oh Daniel, time to say goodbye
You're just a perverted weirdo, don't even try

Keep sending your pics, and keep playing your game
But everyone knows you, you're all just the same
Daniel, Vula, whatever your show
In the end man, you're just a perverted weirdo~