You thought you'd end the laughter
But now you're left with this sweet and sticky anger
So hide behind sunglasses and pretend you're self-sufficient
You thought you'd end the laughter
But then you wake up early on the morning after
Make up caked on, looking like plaster
Impending disaster, governmental shock
Man somebody call the cops like eleven nine backwards
The masters, they know better than to muck around pedaling
To sharps about a lizard man, flat earth
Save it for the cast-offs, the bachelors
Catch 'em in the kitchen, weaving stories like patchwork
You can't deny how well it fits together
Back against the wall, and it's all now or never
It's what you felt inside you all these years
Always had that hunch but kept it sleeping right between your ears
Time to let it breath, set it free
Try as they might they won't counteract the energy
So hide behind sunglasses and pretend you're self-sufficient
Feed off the snark, carry it, carry it
Sharks aren't supposed to be pescatarian
You thought that you would matter
You have ended up being a middle-aged lonely drunk
Don't ever dream of getting out of this
I think we're better than this
Man, I know we're better than this
Let's rise above cause we're better than
And we won't let 'em split us up, nah, we're better than this
Welcome to almost there
Welcome to almost there
Welcome to almost there
Welcome to almost there
You thought you'd end the laughter
You thought that you would matter
You thought you were worth something
All in vain
Welcome to almost there
Welcome to almost there
Welcome to almost there
Welcome to almost there...