Well I woke up last this morning, saw some beer cans on the floor
Gotta text from my ole lady, saying she ain't my lady no more
Went to the fast and f*ckin easy, gotta sixer and some smokes
Gonna roll us up a fat one, we gonna kick on back and toke
Joint sound
Been schooling hard all week time to throw it down
Hell we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a Rowdy, Southern, Saturday, yeah
Now we heading to the pool I'm in my Walmart bathing suit
Gotta couple flats of Natty's and a funnel built for two
All my buddies have been drinking, we've sipping jack and sprite
And we said damn thank God we got our glasses on cause these women looking right
Whooooo
Y'all step y'alls ass on back I'm belly flopping in
Hell we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a Rowdy, Southern, Saturday, yeah
Now we just back home, getting cleaned up for the bar
Sippin apple pie moonshine, straight out of this jar
Grab my boots, brush my teeth, pick my good shirt off the floor
There's an über outside and we're going back for more
Damn
I hope these dead turtle shots don't do me in
Hell we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a Rowdy, Southern, Saturday
Yeah it's a Rowdy, Southern, Saturday, Yeah...