[ Featuring the Piano ]
Welcome to the show, I hope you enjoy it
Our elephant's a scoundrel so try to ignore him
We'll put your mind at ease, just lean back in your seat
For the Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
Lots of games and endless treats
We'll have a ball of fun and most certainly want to leave
At the Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
If you've got an incurable case of the heart-breaks
You might want to give us a chance
Every drug you need, we most definitely have them
They'll make you want to get up and dance
Pick out a souvenir, how else will you remember
These brave and herculean feats?
You might just miss your bedroom and
Your favorite song's drumbeats
At the Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
We've all got worthlessness to beat
The anxiety's keeping us from leaving our seats
At the Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
Foundation is crumbling from beneath the concrete
Somehow I'm getting by, I'll come back and repeat
We'll put your mind at ease, just lean back in your seat
For the Loser's Homemade Love Retreat
Thanks for tuning in, I can't express my thankfulness
I promise not to disappoint your trust and patronage
I'll put your mind at ease, just lean back in your seat
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