Skinny jeans, skinny jeans
I can't wear them skinny jeans
I need a little wiggle room for the jiggle
Skinny jeans skinny jeans
I can't wear them skinny jeans
Guess that I got them denim blues
I used to hang loose
With Levi and Lee
Now they are uptight and clinging to me
I just want to relax
Please tell me what to do
Now that wrangler is the only brand that fits my whole caboose
Oh yeah
Skinny jeans, skinny jeans
I can't wear them skinny jeans
I need a little wiggle room for the jiggle
Skinny jeans skinny jeans
I can't wear them skinny jeans
Guess that I got them denim blues
Well every single pair
Is hugging on my thighs
Too low in the waste so the moon is on the rise
That comfort that I crave
Please tell me what to do
Now that wrangler is the only brand fits my whole caboose
Oh yeah
Skinny jeans, skinny jeans
I can't wear them skinny jeans
I need a little wiggle room for the jiggle
Skinny jeans skinny jeans
I can't wear them skinny jeans
Guess that I got them denim blues
We're talkin' Skinny jeans
You know I won't wear em'
Slim fit
You know I won't wear em'
Man capris
You know I won't wear em'
Biking shorts
You know I won't wear em'
Yoga pants
You know I won't wear em'
Tighty whities
You know I won't wear em'
80's gym shorts
You know I won't wear em'
We're talkin' skinny jeans
You know I won't wear em'