Polygamy oh polygamy
I'm moving down to Utah going to start a family
Polygamy oh polygamy
I need a lot of wives to take care of me
I got one wife for the cooking
I got one wife for the cleaning
I got one wife to dust from the floor to the ceiling
I got one wife for the huggin'
I got one wife for the lovin'
I got one life to sit around the house doing nothing
Polygamy oh polygamy
Moving down to Utah going to start a family
Polygamy oh polygamy
I need a lot of wives to take care of me
I got one wife for the Knittin'
I got one wife for the patchin'
I got one wife to help me spell the word satisfaction
I got one wife that's a fisher
I got one wife that's a hunter
I got one wife to get the nuts out of crunchy peanut butter
Polygamy oh polygamy
I'm moving down to Utah going to start a family
Polygamy oh polygamy
I need a lot of wives to take care of me
I got one wife that's a singer
I got one wife that's a picker
Got one wife to watch my ego get bigger
I got one wife for the talking
I got one wife to listen
I got 3 wives to operate this whole darn system
Polygamy oh polygamy
Moving down to Utah going to start a family
Polygamy oh polygamy
I need a lot of wives to take care of me
All right bring it down now
We'll I know what you're saying
Gary it's the year 2020 whata ya doin' signing songs about polygamy
Well honestly there ain't much to write a country song about these days
And this one here has a moral to the story
I'll tell you about it right here right now
Well I came home one day
Opened that front door
Found an empty house with a letter on the floor
I couldn't believe it
They called me a sinner
And they stole all I had and left me without dinner
Oh polygamy oh polygamy
Now I'm alone in Utah without a family
Polygamy oh polygamy
All my 20 wives
All my 20 wives
All my 20 wives
Well they divorced me